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Cheese Warrior, your journey into the Cheese Wars begins now. Answer this cheesy riddle to proceed:
What kind of cheese is made backward?
Cheese Warrior, you've made the right choice. Here's your next cheesy challenge:
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Cheese Warrior, you're on the path to cheesy greatness. Here's your next cheesy challenge:
Which cheese is the most religious?
Cheese Warrior, you're cheddar than the rest. Here's your next cheesy challenge:
What's a cheese's favorite music?
Congratulations, Cheese Warrior!
You have successfully navigated the treacherous terrain of the Cheese Wars and uncovered the existence of the Secret Cheese Resistance. This clandestine group is dedicated to the pursuit of the cheesiest cheese, the silencing of cheesy puns, and the overthrow of the lactose-intolerant regime.
You are now an official member of the Secret Cheese Resistance! Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to spread the love of cheese to all corners of the world and protect the sacred cheese recipes from falling into the wrong hands.
Remember, the cheesier, the better!